Thanks for the offer John! However, this is not wanted for practical use no matter how funny it may sound.
The pregnant model is the one that matches aesthetically the whole shebang of the A3000T project. So, it has nothing to do with being either ergonomic, neat, or any other practical purpose! It probably isn't even the best Ami-mouse around. Heck, i could even use a broken one, but for less than i'm willing to pay on a working piece..