Dogs are better than cats, comment please

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1. They get stupidly excited when they see you, wagging their tails madly - and you've only been into the kitchen to make a cup of tea

2. They don't walk all over your kitchen surfaces

3. They are better for your health, forcing you to go out for a walk at least once a day

4. They don't deposit headless birds and disembowelled mice on your kitchen floor

5. They can be trained to obey basic commands

6. Burglars don't tend to be put off by cats meowing

7. They don't associate with witches

8. They don't spit up hair balls on your new sofa

9. They are incredibly loyal, and won't slink off to the neighbour's if they think there's half a chance of getting a bowl of milk off them

10. The give hours of entertainment - there in nothing funnier than watching your husband shove both feet in shoes that were underneath the jowls of a rather large drooling boxer - MAGIC

11. They may not understand what you are saying, but at least they TRY......

12. You can take them out in the car without them running around the inside of the windows.

13. They will eat even the worse of cooking

14. They always think you are the greatest thing since sliced bread, even when you've just got out of bed and look terrible.


15. They can save peoples lives when they are in danger. Cats wouldn't, they just care about themselves.

16. Dogs love you no matter what. No matter if you’re stupid or smart. Rich or poor. Give them your heart and they'll give you theirs. Cats don’t love you like that. They only stick around for food

17. Dogs scratch themselves, cats scratch you.

18. If a dog accidentally bites you while playing tug-o-war, they just stop and try to comfort you. Cats CHOOSE to bite you, and they hold on tight.

Well? :twisted:
 

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Re: Dogs are better than cats, comment please

Dogs assist ninjas on important missions.

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Ever seen a cat catch a frisbee?

pfft...

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Re: Dogs are better than cats, comment please

What a poll there buddy?

Something innocuous along the lines of maybe;

Dogs for Me! - Super cool, affirm your virile sexuality, and are the best.

Cats (because I hate myself) - Suspicious, make your genitals wither and eat babies.

Just to see where we all stand.

Cats make you ghey.
 

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Re: Dogs are better than cats, comment please

Let my Zorro The Cat comment this:

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But I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for all of this odd behaviour...

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:mrgreen:
 

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Re: Dogs are better than cats, comment please

It depends if they come with a side order of chips or not...... :twisted: :shock: :LOL:
 

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Told ya, they're great with garlic and onion rings ;)
 

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Re: Dogs are better than cats, comment please

ROFL!! :LOL: :LOL:

Why am I not suprised to be in here seeing this post started by Justin? :roll: :LOL:

I even get the feeling Mrs. JuvUK had some input there, but they're spot on m8! :mrgreen:

Not sure one of these puppies .....
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is gunno make one of these .....
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....look more manly though! :shock:

The other two puppies might though! :LOL:

Hopefully, the Cat thing will be quelled. Too much pussy footing around imo! :twisted:

8 - 0 ........and the crowd go wild!........

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Re: Dogs are better than cats, comment please

Post all the pics you like ShoonZ. It's still 8 -0! :mrgreen:
 

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Re: Dogs are better than cats, comment please

Of course, everybody feels sorry for the stoopid dogs, even I voted for them :p

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Re: Dogs are better than cats, comment please

they make you like other men in a special way
Fine by me! Since I have no masculinity to protect, the vote is now 8 to 1 and everyone knows that one cat is worth at least 8 dogs! :wink:

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Re: Dogs are better than cats, comment please

SkydivinGirl said:
they make you like other men in a special way
Fine by me! Since I have no masculinity to protect, the vote is now 8 to 1 and everyone knows that one cat is worth at least 8 dogs! :wink:

Heather

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i would be far, far meaner :evil: but as your a girly i'll be nice :D lol
 

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Re: Dogs are better than cats, comment please

ooohhhhh 8-2

and in reply to Kins Puppy Pic..
 

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well it's no good, i have to say it, i can't help myself!..........GOD I LOVE BOOBS!!! 8) :D 8) , 2nd best thing on the planet

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Re: Dogs are better than cats, comment please

@ Kinnie

If that nice lady is going to part with one of those puppies, can I have the one with the pink nose?

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@JuvUK

You knew there would be at least one vote for cats, even with your cleverly written stipulations. As for boobs, I see 'em every day; in the mirror and on this forum. I think I see one now! :wink:

@imnogeek

Hurray! I'm not alone! Now they need another 8 dogs to equal our cats! :mrgreen:

@Merlin

Are you married? If so, your wife might not appreciate you bringing one of those home! :shock:

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@Merlin

Are you married? If so, your wife might not appreciate you bringing one of those home! :shock:

Heather

mine wouldn't mind, it'd give her a rest for a while :D
 

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Re: Dogs are better than cats, comment please

Not to mention too much boobs can pop yer eye balls...

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