Keropi B'day!!! :)

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Happy Birthday Keropi!!:)

have a beer or two for me and have a bloody fantastic day(y)

cheers me old fruit, JuvUK

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@Keropi: I also offer you a beer :pint:

:beer: Happy birthday :beer:
 

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thank you, you are all invited!!!

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a birthday joke for you to make you smile:)

[FONT=&quot]The Moral of Auntie Sharon[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[FONT=&quot]A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Ashley said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs got broken.'[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]'What's the morale of that story?' asked the teacher.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!'[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]'Very good,' said the teacher.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, 'Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'.'[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]'That was a fine story Sarah.'[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Michael, do you have a story to share?'[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]'Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon. Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]ran out of bullets.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.'[/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]'Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher, 'what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?'[/FONT]


[FONT=&quot]'Stay the f**k away from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking.'[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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Happy birthday to you matey!
(y):rainbow::Commodore::Rockon::pint::drinkin::beer::arms:thumbsup2:
 

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Let me tell you all a story...

Let me tell you all a story...

Time for a little story then :)

Arnljots son said:
One day Little Red Riding Hood was out walking in the forrest, she came upon the big bad wolf behind a tree.

"Why are your eyes so big?", Little Red Riding Hood asked the wolf.

"P!§$ 0ff, I'm taking a crap".
 

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Arnljots son said:
One day Little Red Riding Hood was out walking in the forrest, she came upon the big bad wolf behind a tree.

"Why are your eyes so big?", Little Red Riding Hood asked the wolf.

"P!§$ 0ff, I'm taking a crap".

:rofl3

@ keropi

Happy Birthday m8y. Hope you have a really great day. :beer:

Kin
 
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@ Leo

Have a great day mate!!

(y)(y)(y)(y)(y)

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Χρονια πολλά ρεεεεεεε!! Ολα με γλέντια και χαρες!!
 

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thank you all!!!

:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer: on me!!!!
 
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