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Kin Hell

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Not intended to offend in any vernacular.....
/....disclaimer off.....

In my local paper this week & in the jobs section, there is a vaccancy for a "Fully Experienced Boner".... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Whilst this all Sounds like a bit of a dream job, reading further into the Advert tell's you the vaccancy is @ "Mr. Meats (Newquay) Ltd!"

ROFLMAO!! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
 

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"Fully Experienced Boner"

I've met many men who thought they were! Alas, they were wrong... :roll:

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@Kin

Whats the Personel Manager's name Mr Biggus Dickus ?

TC :mrgreen:
 

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Somehow, I don't think his name would be Claude Balls....

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I could manage a part time position but would be would be unable to commit to specific times - although I would probably be best suited to first thing in the morning :mrgreen:
 

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Sounds like: "Hi, my name is Annie Key. Please don't hit me."
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Or could his name be Mr Ivor Choppedmeboloxoff, (Polish ???)

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So many posible replies here, but this sprang to mind:

/....Modified Nursery Rhyme.....

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard,
...to get her poor Dog a bone,
But when she bent over,
Rover took over......
& gave her a Bone of his Own! :LOL:

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PMSL!
 

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Poor Dog! Being forced to perform like that...

:? :wink:

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/Wayne's World reference on

"Scher-wing!!"

/Wayne's World reference off

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Clearly, we have learned from this....


Job Hunting is a *Hard* game down in Cornwall :)
 

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Zetr0 said:
Clearly, we have learned from this....


Job Hunting is a *Hard* game down in Cornwall :)

Oh the Humanity! :wink:
 

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Zetr0 said:
Clearly, we have learned from this....


Job Hunting is a *Hard* game down in Cornwall :)

'Ur telling me!......

....It's "Cap-Crumpling" day tommorow ffs.......! :roll:

/....It's that bad down here, we have 3 Bouncers on the door in our JC! - In fact, f'k it!
I'm gunno sign on in my "sandals" tommorow. Hopefully, those Bouncers won't let me in! :mrgreen:
 

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LMAO Kin,

I feel for you, it took me 3 reads to work out what you were on about!

I'd go for the boning job if I was you. :mrgreen:
 

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SkydivinGirl said:
"Fully Experienced Boner"

I've met many men who thought they were! Alas, they were wrong... :roll:

Heather :mrgreen:


really? MANY MEN? lololol there goes my warped mind again ;o)

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@ Juzzer

Don't you think that comment was a little "near the bone"? :twisted: :LOL:
 

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Kin Hell said:
@ Juzzer

Don't you think that comment was a little "near the bone"? :twisted: :LOL:


ROTFL!!!!
 

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rofl

c'mon guys, everyone that knows me knows i have no morals or limits 8)
 

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@All

Actually, I would like to attest to Juvvies low standards!

he achieves a new low standard every day :D
 
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