The story the community wrote

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arnljot

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This will be a story written by the amibay users. These are the rules:

1: A user can post a part of the story, but never two consecutive parts.
2: Each part should not be more than two sentences long, at most three.
3: Namedropping other members nicks are appreciated
4: Keep it clean!

This is the start, The story the community wrote:
The two moderators were looking at eachother, both knowing that this was a defining moment. And to make things worse Merlin was about to log on.
They immediately locked the thread and everybody lived happily ever after.

The End.
sweeeeet :thumbsup2:
Merlin was not impressed, afterall it was HIS thread,
he mused to himself "why would anyone find offence, finding new ways to use Retro Brite would surely benefit others outside the Retro computer community"?

He unlocked the thread and proceeded to post a new use for his beloved "Retro Brite"

Bikini lines without hair removal.......
then i walked in and wondered if just putting loads of commas in would mean i could just keep on going on technically i hadn't actually finished a sentence, and was therefore was well within the 2 sentence rule, meaning i could just go on and on and on....... but then i remembered that it was really dull, so left mid..........
...afternoon to go kayaking off a waterfall. About half-way down i realized...
...that I had forgotten the kayak at home. While pondering how this could be, I noticed...
that holiday homes in Panama were quite cheap. Without hesitation, I rang my wife Anne and said "Darling.... I have an idea, it may seem crazy but bare with me. meet me by the waterfall, bring my Kayak"
Two seconds later, Masi Oka appears with a kayak and asks me to save a cheerleader.
so i save the cheerleader for later :wink:
and decide to go on the run from the law.......
... But the law wasn't having any of it. Next thing I know I'm sitting in a jail cell in the middle of Cardiff...
...next to some drunk guy who was eating a tuna fish and peanut butter sandwich and looks like my mother! After a satisfying belch, he looks over to me and says...
"You must not go there unprepared, wait, I've got something for you" and let's me hold the tuna fish and peanut butter sandwich while he searches for some junk in his stuff. After a few seconds, he gives me...
herpes and an apology! then he says.........
"Oh, sorry! That was meant for JuvUK. I really meant to give you this." He then reaches into his bag, pulls out a pink polka dot rat and hands it to me.
SdG then realised that there must have been something odd with that tuna sandwich she sneaked a quick nibble of while his back was turned, because rats aren't normally pink and polka dotted.
as i watched from the other side of the room scratching myself, i wondered if the smell of tuna was really from the sandwich or from.......
...the soon to be decomposing victim of mine. She would make a great mermaid if she didn't interfere with my aquarium that got too crowded lately, and...
 

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Re: The story the community wrote

They immediately locked the thread and everybody lived happily ever after.

The End.
 

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Re: The story the community wrote

Merlin was not impressed, afterall it was HIS thread,
he mused to himself "why would anyone find offence, finding new ways to use Retro Brite would surely benefit others outside the Retro computer community"?

He unlocked the thread and proceeded to post a new use for his beloved "Retro Brite"

Bikini lines without hair removal.......
 

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Re: The story the community wrote

then i walked in and wondered if just putting loads of commas in would mean i could just keep on going on technically i hadn't actually finished a sentence, and was therefore was well within the 2 sentence rule, meaning i could just go on and on and on....... but then i remembered that it was really dull, so left mid..........
 

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Re: The story the community wrote

...afternoon to go kayaking off a waterfall. About half-way down i realized...
 

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Re: The story the community wrote

...that I had forgotten the kayak at home. While pondering how this could be, I noticed...
 

gazcbm

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Re: The story the community wrote

that holiday homes in Panama were quite cheap. Without hesitation, I rang my wife Anne and said "Darling.... I have an idea, it may seem crazy but bare with me. meet me by the waterfall, bring my Kayak"
 

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Re: The story the community wrote

Two seconds later, Masi Oka appears with a kayak and asks me to save a cheerleader.
 

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so i save the cheerleader for later :wink:
and decide to go on the run from the law.......
 

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Re: The story the community wrote

... But the law wasn't having any of it. Next thing I know I'm sitting in a jail cell in the middle of Cardiff...
 

SkydivinGirl

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Re: The story the community wrote

...next to some drunk guy who was eating a tuna fish and peanut butter sandwich and looks like my mother! After a satisfying belch, he looks over to me and says...
 

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Re: The story the community wrote

"You must not go there unprepared, wait, I've got something for you" and let's me hold the tuna fish and peanut butter sandwich while he searches for some junk in his stuff. After a few seconds, he gives me...
 

SkydivinGirl

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Re: The story the community wrote

"Oh, sorry! That was meant for JuvUK. I really meant to give you this." He then reaches into his bag, pulls out a pink polka dot rat and hands it to me.
 

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Re: The story the community wrote

SdG then realised that there must have been something odd with that tuna sandwich she sneaked a quick nibble of while his back was turned, because rats aren't normally pink and polka dotted.
 

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Re: The story the community wrote

as i watched from the other side of the room scratching myself, i wondered if the smell of tuna was really from the sandwich or from.......
 

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Re: The story the community wrote

...the soon to be decomposing victim of mine. She would make a great mermaid if she didn't interfere with my aquarium that got too crowded lately, and...
 

arnljot

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Re: The story the community wrote

I came to think about how she really smelled of fish and old newspapers. It made me hungry so I desided to go out and...
 

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Re: The story the community wrote

....buy a brand new stain-free string vest, :mrgreen: - but on the way to the shop....
 
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