You know you're a retro computer user when ...

ZeBeeDee

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... You use the remixed theme tune to the C64 classic Auf Wiedersehen Monty as your mobile phone ringtone :D
 

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Re: You know you're a retro computer user when ...

...you have a selection of your favourite Amiga box art images as your phone's background image and rotate them regularly.
 

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Re: You know you're a retro computer user when ...

...even your mother shakes her head at you when you mention Amiga again....
 

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Re: You know you're a retro computer user when ...

..you remember eating your tea while your latest game was loading up on the tape interface :LOL:

..Or better still you had time to have a bit of nooky while waiting :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

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Re: You know you're a retro computer user when ...

your main computer is the same age as the car in my avatar :D
 

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Re: You know you're a retro computer user when ...

... Your computer was delivered through the post in kit form
 

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Re: You know you're a retro computer user when ...

3d is something you go to the pictures and wear funny glasses to see
 

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Re: You know you're a retro computer user when ...

... Commander Jameson was your best pal and those pesky Thargoids wouldn't die!
 

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Re: You know you're a retro computer user when ...

commander Jameson was a spotty newcomer and the Gonks were your sworn enemy
 

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Re: You know you're a retro computer user when ...

....you don't get bsod's! :p
 

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Re: You know you're a retro computer user when ...

... you should have PEEK'd instead of POKE'd :mrgreen:

Get your minds out of the gutter! I was referring to the Sinclair Spectrum lol
 

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Re: You know you're a retro computer user when ...

10 REM You know you're a retro computer user when...
20 INPUT "Year of birth?" A
30 IF A-1985 <= 0 THEN 50 ELSE PRINT "Syntax Error"
40 STOP
50 PRINT "Welcome Old Timer"
60 GOTO 50
70 END
 

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Re: You know you're a retro computer user when ...

/quickly hides his birth certificate and wonders in amazement how resilient papyrus is after all these centuries

Erm ... moving on :wink:

... You Believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!"
 

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Re: You know you're a retro computer user when ...

When A=INT(RND(0)*49)+1 is how you pick your lottery numbers
 

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Re: You know you're a retro computer user when ...

... You can find at least 10 different copies of Space Invaders in your games collection AND you've played each version multiple times.
 

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Re: You know you're a retro computer user when ...

when your first program you wrote is 4ft of tickertape

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