My life is complete now. I've now been contacted by one of those dodgy con artists that talk you through going to a website and installing a virus then charging you to remove it.
I got the call this morning at work the bloke sounded like he was in a call centre he started with some long winded speech about my broadband had slowed down and my computer was sending errors and he was either calling on behalf of my ISP or he was my ISP i can`t remember, this went on for a while.
He then asked how many computers do I have here?
I replied two (we have loads more than that but i thought it sounds better saying only two)
dodgy bloke: what colour is the nearest computer
Me: White, no hold on its sort of cream coloured
dodgy bloke: can you switch it on please
Me: Ok, do you want me to insert the floppy?
Dodgy bloke: No don’t insert any disks
Me: Ok, so what do you want me to do then?
dodgy bloke: Go on to the internet
Me: How? I don't think I can go on the internet from here
Dodgy bloke: What is the make of your computer.
Me: Commodore Amiga
He put the phone down straight away
we don’t have any amigas at work and i was actually sitting in front of a PC . after the call i thought of other things I could have said but you are caught by surprise when you get the call!
I got the call this morning at work the bloke sounded like he was in a call centre he started with some long winded speech about my broadband had slowed down and my computer was sending errors and he was either calling on behalf of my ISP or he was my ISP i can`t remember, this went on for a while.
He then asked how many computers do I have here?
I replied two (we have loads more than that but i thought it sounds better saying only two)
dodgy bloke: what colour is the nearest computer
Me: White, no hold on its sort of cream coloured
dodgy bloke: can you switch it on please
Me: Ok, do you want me to insert the floppy?
Dodgy bloke: No don’t insert any disks
Me: Ok, so what do you want me to do then?
dodgy bloke: Go on to the internet
Me: How? I don't think I can go on the internet from here
Dodgy bloke: What is the make of your computer.
Me: Commodore Amiga
He put the phone down straight away
we don’t have any amigas at work and i was actually sitting in front of a PC . after the call i thought of other things I could have said but you are caught by surprise when you get the call!