HOW TO CALL THE POLICEWHEN YOU'RE OLD
AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Hewitson, an elderly man, from Norwich UK, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He immediately phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He replied "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Upon hearing this, the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six police cars, an armed team of marksmen, a Helicopter, two fire engines, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Hewitson`s' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
To which George replied, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
