Why DID the chicken cross the road??

[Merlin]

Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road??

For those that missed the edit as Arnljot kindly pointed out, if you Google possible English words to describe a pregnant fish, you may just discover what was going on...... I'm saying no more.....

 

[Kin Hell]

Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road??

LOL Arnjlot. :laugh:

@ Merlin :flamethrower:

For those who missed the post, would it help if I re-wrote the thing to say;

"Ah. .... a bit like "I tawt I taw a puddy t*att". (note the double 't')

I'd also like to hear I gave you another Screen full of coffee, whilst not trying to choke with laughter. :twisted:

Kin

 

[Merlin]

Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road??

Yes Kinnie, that certain village, just off the junction of the A986 and A967 on the Scottish Island of Orkney, did have me drowning in my caffeine...luckily, the windscreen wipers I recently fitted to my monitor weren't needed.

Meanwhile, we go back to our live reporter, where the chicken is still crossing the road.....

 

[Kin Hell]

Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road??

....to get to the other side. :wink:

Kin

 

[rkauer]

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Zen: what is the sound of a chicken crossing the road?

 

[jujasi]

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is there a sound if nobody is there to hear it ?

enquiring minds must be satisfied

 

[TheCorfiot]

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The Chicken crossed the road to ask the MegaMod to close the thread


TC

 

[Shoonay]

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[Zetr0]

Re: Why DID the chicken cross the road??

some jokes I got in my in-box today...


Did you know that the roundest Knight at King Authors Round Table was called Sir Cumference ?
Aparrently he get that way because he ate to much Pi*

A chicken Crossing the Road is Poultry in Motion.....

A Backwards poet, always writes inverse

A rubber band pistol was confiscated in an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.