Computers you would like to shoot.

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Lulz indeed my friend.... the iPhone5 - does everything bar being used as a phone... or allows flash..... .... and records your movements.... your online purchases...
 
.... its then onto the Nintendo Wii's..... I wont be taking any prisoners..... there wont be any jury..... no judge..... just instant punishment..... for the mockery of a product that it is!!!


... ahem.....

:wooha:

You're dead to me buddy.
 
I beleive the method of choice would be bludgoning...... slow and with a heavy fortified iron mace....

and the device would be.....

anything with the letter "i" in front of its name..... so thats "iMAC", "iPhone" and "iPAD".... infact I may have to spend a little extra time on the last model to ensure its filth and distain on the world had been put to rights.

once the world is rid of these stupidly names "i" devices.... its then onto the Nintendo Wii's..... I wont be taking any prisoners..... there wont be any jury..... no judge..... just instant punishment..... for the mockery of a product that it is!!!


... ahem.....

...... :D :D :D

I tought a new model.... the iBad 5000 is comming in the next months :lol:

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@blankstare :thumbsup:

I want to buy one of these :lol:
 
ZX81 as i remember having one and it took like 1 hour to load a game into 16k and even then it would fail.

Weapon of choice would be nuke to make sure it was gone forever lol
 
To me anything i see with an apple logo always flashes expensive bit of cr*p and i would gladly kick the s**t out of it with some sort of weapon.
 
I'd shoot anything with an Apple Badge on it. Line 'em up!

Well, Apple don't (currently) use badges on their products. the have an Apple logo, but is it embedded in the products design and not added as a badge like a vanilla PC.
 
I'd shoot anything with an Apple Badge on it. Line 'em up!

Well, Apple don't (currently) use badges on their products. the have an Apple logo, but is it embedded in the products design and not added as a badge like a vanilla PC.


rofl! not enjoying the thread m8?:lol:

i think what people are saying is they don't care if it's a badge or a logo or part of the design ethos, they just want to kill it!!:):lol::D;)
 
Well, Apple don't (currently) use badges on their products.

So, was I the only one who just imagined the design team asking Steven Jobs about the new badges, and Steve saying:

Badges? Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!!!!

(I really do watch to much video based entertianment...)

desiv ;)
 
Well, Apple don't (currently) use badges on their products.

So, was I the only one who just imagined the design team asking Steven Jobs about the new badges, and Steve saying:

Badges? Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!!!!
(I really do watch to much video based entertianment...)

desiv ;)

Oh that brings back memories!
I must have been like 11 or 12 when I accidentaly saw UHF on a Sunday evening!
It changed me forever.... :inlove:
 
I'd shoot anything with an Apple Badge on it. Line 'em up!

Well, Apple don't (currently) use badges on their products. the have an Apple logo, but is it embedded in the products design and not added as a badge like a vanilla PC.

Tsk tsk.... its still a badge mate, whether its part of the design or not. Just because Apple design a curvy bitten apple hole in the casing, they are still putting a piece of plastic the shape of a curvy bitten apple into that hole like a badge, its just DESIGNED... WOO! DESIGN! LOOK MUM! ...ITS DESIIIIIGNED! I would like THAT for Christmas... coz its desiiiiigned! .....Looks nice... *Swishing my hands around in a curvy shape and pouting*

You Apple guys make me laugh.. Haha! :D

Actually, don't badges have pins on them?
 
Not a computer in it's own right but an add on.

The MegaCD.
It promises so much and delivers nothing but crushing disappointment.
The MegaCD 1 looks so cool, plays CDs and has so much potential but if you play any of the system specific titles they are mostly truly dire.
Existing franchises ported to it have so much space to play with and what do they fill it up with? Mostly nothing.
One of the best games for the system was SonicCD, and it is perhaps it's only saving grace. But TBH, that's one game, is it enough?
Not for me.
I have one, and it is the ginger stepchild of my retro world. It gets what it needs, and nothing else. If the day comes when it eventually goes tilt, well, meh. I'm not sure I could be bothered to even crack open the case to look inside.
:thumbsdown:
 
I'm quite partial to a good session of Riad Avenger though. That was a cool game. That and sonic cd make it worthy hardware imo :)

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Not a computer in it's own right but an add on.

The MegaCD.
It promises so much and delivers nothing but crushing disappointment.
The MegaCD 1 looks so cool, plays CDs and has so much potential but if you play any of the system specific titles they are mostly truly dire.
Existing franchises ported to it have so much space to play with and what do they fill it up with? Mostly nothing.
One of the best games for the system was SonicCD, and it is perhaps it's only saving grace. But TBH, that's one game, is it enough?
Not for me.
I have one, and it is the ginger stepchild of my retro world. It gets what it needs, and nothing else. If the day comes when it eventually goes tilt, well, meh. I'm not sure I could be bothered to even crack open the case to look inside.
:thumbsdown:

Would you be interested in selling it R0j? It would get a lot more love from me I can assure you ;)
Been looking for a Mk1 for ages. Sold my Mk2 a few months back.
 
Not a computer in it's own right but an add on.

The MegaCD.
It promises so much and delivers nothing but crushing disappointment.
The MegaCD 1 looks so cool, plays CDs and has so much potential but if you play any of the system specific titles they are mostly truly dire.
Existing franchises ported to it have so much space to play with and what do they fill it up with? Mostly nothing.
One of the best games for the system was SonicCD, and it is perhaps it's only saving grace. But TBH, that's one game, is it enough?
Not for me.
I have one, and it is the ginger stepchild of my retro world. It gets what it needs, and nothing else. If the day comes when it eventually goes tilt, well, meh. I'm not sure I could be bothered to even crack open the case to look inside.
:thumbsdown:
Actually the Sega CD had some pretty solid titles - it's just that hardly any of them were localized for the English-language market, and the ones that were seem to have vanished down the obscurity hole as far as public awareness is concerned ($10 says Sega of America shuffled them off to the sidelines because they couldn't conceive of Americans wanting to play games from Japan, but I wasn't paying attention at the time.) So all anybody remembers is the shoddy-ass FMV games.

Still, if one is less than perfectly ethical and willing to exploit the fact that the device does not know a CD-R from an original disc, one might have some fun with titles like Popful Mail, the Lunar games, Keio Flying Squadron, etc. It's not a bad device, it was just marketed that way :/
 
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