Just had a bit of fun with a sales guy from Vodafone.
Apparently, I had been selected to receive a "massive" 25% discount on an Android Tablet, bringing the price down to, lets say a about 4 or 5 bottles of cheap wine a month, for 24 months... a "reward" for being loyal to Voda.
He made the mistake of telling me the make of the tablet - a Vodafone Smart Tab 2, which whilst he was ranting on about how great it was, I was researching on the interwobbles. Yay for reviews.
He said it "had a hd screen" - I told him it didn't.
He said it can play hd movies over the internet. I told him it actually struggles with them.
It's installed with jellybeans (yes, with "jellybeans"). I said nothing.
These constant lies kept spewing from this guys mouth in the hope of making a sale, most of which I managed to respond to in a "you're lying" kind of way.
Finally, he said, despite what people were saying, it was a great tablet. I told him it wasn't - it was rubbish and I wouldn't even pay, say 1 bottle of cheap wine a month for it. (I have a Galaxy Note 10.1 as a comparison)
He finally got the message, and kept me amused for 20 mins.
Apparently, I had been selected to receive a "massive" 25% discount on an Android Tablet, bringing the price down to, lets say a about 4 or 5 bottles of cheap wine a month, for 24 months... a "reward" for being loyal to Voda.
He made the mistake of telling me the make of the tablet - a Vodafone Smart Tab 2, which whilst he was ranting on about how great it was, I was researching on the interwobbles. Yay for reviews.
He said it "had a hd screen" - I told him it didn't.
He said it can play hd movies over the internet. I told him it actually struggles with them.
It's installed with jellybeans (yes, with "jellybeans"). I said nothing.
These constant lies kept spewing from this guys mouth in the hope of making a sale, most of which I managed to respond to in a "you're lying" kind of way.
Finally, he said, despite what people were saying, it was a great tablet. I told him it wasn't - it was rubbish and I wouldn't even pay, say 1 bottle of cheap wine a month for it. (I have a Galaxy Note 10.1 as a comparison)
He finally got the message, and kept me amused for 20 mins.
I also found that one sure fire way of annoying them is out right saying it to their face 
They think twice about answering back when my arms are wider than their heads 
veractor:
icard 
And "Gold" just means "Gold paint" 
