A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders dinner. After he finishes dessert, the panda pulls out a gun, fires two shots into the ceiling, puts the gun a way and casually walks out the door.
A police officer who was trying to have dinner himself peeks out from behind the table to see the panda leaving, so he chases the panda down.
"What the H*ll was all that??" the cop angrily asks. The panda says, "I'm a panda." "Look it up." Later that night the cop looks up "Panda" in the encyclopedia. Under the picture the caption read: "Eats shoots and leaves."
I was the same at school , we had to write properly and use ink (real ink!!) and this was in the late 70s ! but I'm pleased we did because i love english and words and how being a good speller is a big bonus in life, especially in an office , managerial position.
The times I've had to rewrite my managers notes / memo's and other correspondence is ridiculous lol but i enjoy it in a sad way. Also i have to add that rightly or wrongly people in higher placers i.e Directors / chairmen and all that do take a dim view of poor english - or rather those I've come in to contact with certainly do.
I really don't know how teachers teach kids now, american english is everywhere, text speak is huge and i can't see that stoping any time soon.