There's a well-known scam going around that is based on the "Hi, my name is Fred /Dave/Bill/other incredulous name, compared to the accent saying it. I'm from PC Tech Help / Microsoft support / other scam IT-type name; you have problems with your computer and you may have a virus."
This helpful person then wants you to log in with Admin access using Teamviewer and to run a file that shows running processes, while giving you some spiel about these files being "...a bad thing". They then want £££ from you to sort the problem out - hmm.....:dry:
Anyway, I get one of these calls from time to time and this time I thought I'd play along. This is roughly how the conversation went down..
Tech: Are you sitting at your computer?
Me: Yes.
Tech: What can you see?
Me. It's switched on and I am looking at a blue bootup screen.
Tech. Ok, press the 'start' button.
Me. I don't see a 'start' button.
Tech: Your computer is switched on, yes?
Me: Yes, of course it is!
Tech: Ok, then press the Windows Key on the keyboard.
Me. My keyboard doesn't have a Windows key.
Tech: What version of Windows are you running?
Me: Are you telling me that my machine is actually running Windows?
Tech: Yes.
Me. Wow! I didn't know that they did Windows for my computer.
Tech: OK. Does it say anything on your computer screen?
Me. Yes. There's a message on the screen.
Tech: What does the message say on the screen?
Me: "Commodore Basic V2 - 38911 bytes free, then it says Ready."
Tech: What?!?
Me: My computer is a Commodore 64....
*click*

N00bs, eh?
This helpful person then wants you to log in with Admin access using Teamviewer and to run a file that shows running processes, while giving you some spiel about these files being "...a bad thing". They then want £££ from you to sort the problem out - hmm.....:dry:
Anyway, I get one of these calls from time to time and this time I thought I'd play along. This is roughly how the conversation went down..
Tech: Are you sitting at your computer?
Me: Yes.
Tech: What can you see?
Me. It's switched on and I am looking at a blue bootup screen.
Tech. Ok, press the 'start' button.
Me. I don't see a 'start' button.
Tech: Your computer is switched on, yes?
Me: Yes, of course it is!
Tech: Ok, then press the Windows Key on the keyboard.
Me. My keyboard doesn't have a Windows key.
Tech: What version of Windows are you running?
Me: Are you telling me that my machine is actually running Windows?
Tech: Yes.
Me. Wow! I didn't know that they did Windows for my computer.
Tech: OK. Does it say anything on your computer screen?
Me. Yes. There's a message on the screen.
Tech: What does the message say on the screen?
Me: "Commodore Basic V2 - 38911 bytes free, then it says Ready."
Tech: What?!?
Me: My computer is a Commodore 64....
*click*
N00bs, eh?