the worlds funniest jokes
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SkydivinGirl
Retro Girl
^^^^^^
Girl Power!
Heather
Girl Power!
Heather
SkydivinGirl
Retro Girl
OMG! That was my favorite version.
The new one is just so complicated! :roll:LOL!
Heather
SkydivinGirl
Retro Girl
^^^^^^
Ugh!oh:
Heather
Ugh!
oh:Heather
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class....
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.... - He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
The father says, 'Good stuff son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
The little boy replies:
'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep & the People are being ignored whilst the Future is left in deep shit.'
Kin
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class....
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.... - He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
The father says, 'Good stuff son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
The little boy replies:
'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep & the People are being ignored whilst the Future is left in deep shit.'
Kin
tokyoracer
(Not actually from Tokyo).
Im sorry we got to go back to cats for the funny stuff
Them years playing Dune games havn't been wasted.
Them years playing Dune games havn't been wasted.
^
looks like hungry sandcat
looks like hungry sandcat
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tokyoracer
(Not actually from Tokyo).
Hopeless them, Harkonen's would make light work of a sandworm even if they are slightly evil.
That is if it doesn't keep eating my fecking spice harvesters!
Im sorry we got to go back to cats for the funny stuff
/....Kin the Artreides duke arrives with AK in hand....
:butcher
tokyoracer said:Them years playing Dune games havn't been wasted.
/....click....
...you lucky git! :mrgreen:
Kin
