Eurovision Lyrics - Comedy Gold!!

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I came across this on the BBC site this lunchtime and I had to post a link here:-

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Our international AmiBayers are urged to throw some light onto the quite bizarre lyrics that have cropped up; some of them are hilarious but I'm not sure if they were intended to be.....:rofl3

GERMANY
Artist: Lena
Song: Satellite

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I went everywhere for you, I even did my hair for you, I bought new underwear that's blue, And I wore it just the other day
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*cough*

ARMENIA
Artist: Eva Rivas
Song: Apricot Stone

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I began to cry a lot And she gave me apricots
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Erm :blink::wooha::nuts:

LITHUANIA
Artist: In Culto
Song: East European Funk

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Yes sir, we are legal, we are, Though we are not as legal as you No sir, we're not equal, no, Though we are both from the EU We build your homes and wash your dishes, Keep your hands all soft and clean, But one of these days you'll realise, Eastern Europe is in your genes Get up and dance to our Eastern European kinda funk!
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Sponsored by Fairy Liquid, maybe....??

THE NETHERLANDS
Artist: Sieneke Peeters
Song: Ik Ben Verliefd

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I've forgotten where I heard this song, In the summer sun I believe it was with you there, On the beach in Lisbon, Or was it there that time in Paris, With a bowl of fresh mocha ice cream, Or could it have been with the two of us, Over the sea in that hot-air balloon...It's also quite possible that I was on a plane to Oslo with you
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Arnljot's gonna have to explain the Oslo connection in this one, I'm lost....

LATVIA
Artist: Aisha
Song: What for?

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What for are we living? What for are we dreaming? What for are we loosing? [sic] Only Mr God knows why (But) His phone today is out of range
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Serves him right for using Orange....

:lol:
 
oh now I got to find out what east European funk is like

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crap its a band and not a movement ;(
 
Merlin said:
THE NETHERLANDS
Artist: Sieneke Peeters
Song: Ik Ben Verliefd

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I've forgotten where I heard this song, In the summer sun I believe it was with you there, On the beach in Lisbon, Or was it there that time in Paris, With a bowl of fresh mocha ice cream, Or could it have been with the two of us, Over the sea in that hot-air balloon...It's also quite possible that I was on a plane to Oslo with you
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Arnljot's gonna have to explain the Oslo connection in this one, I'm lost....
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They changed the lyrics on this one. The original text mentions something like "together overseas in a hot air balloon" rather than that Oslo phrase.

The song was written by Pierre Kartner (better known by his stage name Father Abraham), who has written hundreds of songs, most of them on a literate level of a random 12-year old. You probably know him from The Smurf Song.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pierre_Kartner

God, I hope that she finishes last and those eurovision song contest loving homos finally will decide it's pretty much a bad idea to even think about competing. Someone should make this stop.....:thumbsdown:
 
what I would like to see is the whole competition failing, it just SUCKS
 
I think the funnies you can google is the norwegian contribution, with the phrase "My heart is yours", he's got a problem pronouncing that, so he's giving you a quite other organ of his body...
 
arnljot said:
I think the funnies you can google is the norwegian contribution, with the phrase "My heart is yours", he's got a problem pronouncing that, so he's giving you a quite other organ of his body...
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Pity Keep of Kalessin only came second. as a "trønder" (I'm originally from the same part of the country as they) I of course hoped they could represent us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRA5pKOP5Ho

For some pretty nice extreme metal that unfortunally only came second in the national vote.

http://lyrics.wikia.com/Keep_Of_Kalessin:The_Dragontower

For those who wonders what the f.. they sing.
 
Apparently this is our candidate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ry-G55j0LI
It's almost a good song, except for the English parts when he sings with that "I haz study English in kindergarten" accent of his...
Anyone wants to have fun with the lyrics? Be my guest ;)

EDIT: Damn, if only KONTRUST could represent us... mmmmm... that would show them... :mrgreen:
 
True, he somehow reminds me of James Pond with a wig and Lederhosen ;)
 
At least we know where he ended up when Saved By The Bell got canned then....:lol:
 
JiggyMF said:
Eurovision? Who cares!
World Cup soccer, that's what its all about! :thumbsup::D:readit:
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Lets see, men in clothes that could be worn on gay parade, or the area where guys run around hugging, ripping their clothes off and end up in piles? :P

Now, Rally on the other hand... ;)
 
I'd rather watch rugby, at least those guys don't start crying for their mothers when another player tackles them. :roll:
 
keropi said:
what I would like to see is the whole competition failing, it just SUCKS
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here I wrote this song for you keropi,

For all this time I’ve been loving you
I even know your name
For just one night, we could be the ghey
No matter what they say
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btw, turkish blonde cylon chicks FTW !
 
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