Well, after finding a guide online saying "hey, this B-Blonde stuff works!" I thought I'd give that a try, as it sounds much easier than trying to find peroxide and xanthan gum and whatnot.
The results are a mix of "partial" and "disasteriffic". I think the lesson I've taken away from this is "make some real retr0bright, don't try to mess with the hair stuff" - however I did ignore one bit of advice and did it outside, as I didn't have a clear windowsill.
Despite coating it in cling film, the results are quite literally a blooming mess.
The bottom half actually came out ok, I was lucky there. It's now the same colour as the hatch! (the hatch was significantly lighter). But the top is a horrible streaky mess, exactly as we have been warned about.
I think it helped a bit with the keys, but not much, I think they need the jar technique where you put in straight peroxide and a few other things.
I'm also very tired from going up and down stairs and in and out coating things washing things drying things.... and messing with the cling film drove me NUTS. All in all, I don't think I'm going to be bothered to try this again
The case wasn't too bad really, you can hardly tell from the photo but the front was a bit yellowed
Now it's better described as skip material. What a bummer. This is my second 500 which I repaired for a battery leak so no one would want it anyway (it works, but it'd be an offput), but still, feels like a waste. It gave its life for science, I suppose?
The keys fared a little better despite the stuff drying out all the time.
Keys before
And after (aborted, it started raining)
Many of them are still very yellow (not easy to see in the after pic) but they are all a lot better than they were.
(And yeah, we need some weed killer. Wonder if hydrogen peroxide works.)
Okay looking at it, it's not terrible.. I suppose it's still better than a very yellow unit, even with teh streaks. It does look a bit odd though, and I'm debating finishing off the keys.